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i tried to put my little 2 inch cock inside a hot apple pie, but i realized that it was too short to make love to it while standing next to the table, so i smashed it in my clean unstained-by-dirty-female-fluid bottom area, but it fucking burned my banana. i hate myself because my lowly female coworkers don't want to violate my pure and innocent fat body. I wish they go to hell, as their unworthy nature should prompt them to rush towards my female tities and lick them like one of those crazed japanese men i watch in japanese AV. I will never forgive them for not making me miserable of having this wonderful body of mine, masculine yet feminine (because of my man boobs). These dirt-slime should be left to die in the middle of a desert. Hehehwouaaa wouaaa wu wu wouaaaaaaaaaa! http://s16.postimage.org/fzephh0yd/image.png http://s9.postimage.org/4bg5eihdr/image.png